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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 08/20/2020 at 11:15 • Filed to: Down in my inbox, Frontier Airlines, Aviation, Planelopnik

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Frontier has a Safety, Quality, and Audit Management software solution. Do you?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:21

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But how many deer strikes do they have? Software can’t fix deer strikes, SMH.

facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/20/2020 at 11:23

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Apparently when they have deer strikes they just spread the deer on the tail as warning to others.

ClassicDatsunDebate > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:27

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I’m auditing my frontier a little later

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:30

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Yeah, my wife. This place would be a shit show without her. 

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:33

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The software vendor only charged them $49 for the entire package!

Plus $79 for tech support.

And $19 for an upgraded server with 20% more storage (it’s the Cumulus CLOUD option , which is much better than the basic Stratus CLOUD, and more affordable than the bloated Cumulonimbus option).

But if they miss their installation window, they’ll have to wait 3-5 additional days.

So with upgrades, taxes, and fees, it’s more expensive than Oracle.

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 08/20/2020 at 11:34

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That’s absolutely pennies in commercial aviation lmao

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 08/20/2020 at 11:34

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You wife is software

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:35

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Well, we’re both getting softer as we get older.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:36

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I never tire of Trevor Noah’s digs at Spirit Airlines.

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:37

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Per mi nute.

boredalways > Ash78, voting early and often 08/20/2020 at 11:41

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 08/20/2020 at 11:44

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We used to be firmware.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 11:45

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No, Google takes care of that for me.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Ash78, voting early and often 08/20/2020 at 13:42

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Nothing is more expensive than Oracle, except maybe VMware.   

fhrblig > For Sweden 08/20/2020 at 13:53

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This reminds me of when Quaker Oats had a video game division.